I require three different things in a deodorant:

It has to be an invisible solid. Invisible, because I wear a lot of black. And solid because gels and roll-ons feel all sticky and gross to me, and sprays never work (do they even MAKE sprays anymore? I haven't used one since high school)

It has to WORK. Plain and simple. It has to keep me dry and unstinky even on the hottest days when I'm at my most active.

Those two are pretty easy. I've been trying different deodorants for years and have found plenty of invisible solids that work. But here's my final requirement:

It has to be UNSCENTED. And goddamn it, I can NOT find a freakin' unscented invisible solid that works!

Most of the "unscented" deodorants that I've tried smell like SOMETHING. Baby powder or "spring rain" or "original clean" some bullshizz. I just want something that smells like nothing. Does that even exist? I don't want a deodorant to mask the odor, I want it to STOP the odor. Now that I wear perfume semi-regularly, I don't want my deodorant to clash with it. And I bought a new one this weekend (Dove invisible solid) and every time I move my arm, I get a whiff of my "original clean" armpit.

I'm very frustrated. *sigh* Does anyone have any recommendations for deodorant that fits my needs?